Yes I'm Awake

I live in Los Angeles and my daily frustations come from our horrible mass transit system. I tend to be politically incorrect but I prefer being "rude" to being naive.

I'm currently geeking out over the original Star Wars trilogy (Mark, Carrie and Harrison).
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My son had the opportunity to run the bases after today’s Dodger game. Unfortunately, my cousin (the bitch) talked him out of it when I got up to use the restroom.

The dead soldier’s silence sings our national anthem.
Aaron Kilbourn
The legacy of heroes is the memory of a great name and the inheritance of a great example.
Benjamin Disraeli

Outside of USC’s Leavy Library.

I don’t care who you are, this is the best damn grill in human history.

I don’t care who you are, this is the best damn grill in human history.

I do not fear an army of lions, if they are led by a lamb. I do fear an army of sheep, if they are led by a lion.
Alexander the Great
Collin Grundstrom runs on the field before the start of the seventh inning of a baseball game between the St. Louis Cardinals and the Philadelphia Phillies Thursday, May 24, 2012, in St. Louis.

via MLB Photo Gallery Yahoo! Sports

Collin Grundstrom runs on the field before the start of the seventh inning of a baseball game between the St. Louis Cardinals and the Philadelphia Phillies Thursday, May 24, 2012, in St. Louis.

via MLB Photo Gallery Yahoo! Sports

If you plan on visiting Los Angeles soon, keep the following in mind:

Plastic grocery bags have been banned but taking a crap on the City Hall lawn is acceptable.