March 2011
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If you’ve ever wondered what live childbirth is like, watch the first 3 minutes of Gaga’s “Born This Way” video. Better yet, look up childbirth on YouTube for a far less traumatizing experience.
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“The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there is only one...”
– Doug Larson
February 2011
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“Sorry my Prada is at the cleaners along with my hoodie and fuck you flip flops...”
– Andrew Garfield as Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network
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“I’m a tidy sort of bloke. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the...”
– George Harrison
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“Love one another.”
– George Harrison’s last words
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According to an LA news station, there’s a Banksy graffiti piece located by my house. I’m going to find it tomorrow.
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A man riding an electric wheelchair got on the bus. The battery died as he was maneuvering into the handicap section. He got off the wheelchair and pushed into place. And instead of sitting in the wheelchair, he sat in the empty seat next to it.
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“Living is strife and torment, disappointment and love and sacrifice, golden...”
– Laurence Olivier
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Perhaps the very thing you need to learn right now is to accept the imperfections of life. After all, even the least attractive flower in the garden is a miracle of nature.
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“Punk is musical freedom. It’s saying, doing and playing what you want. In...”
– Kurt Cobain
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“If you die you’re completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on....”
– Kurt Cobain
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“I am young, I am twenty years old; yet I know nothing of life but despair,...”
– All Quiet On The Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque
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How SAT Prep Paid Off For Me
My use of the words “nepotism” and “cronyism” today left some of my coworkers in shock and awe.
Guess they didn’t think my vocabulary extended beyond “dude” and “shut up”.
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A Valentine's Day Poem
I wrote this for my friend Violette:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The Pedobear meme,
Will always remind me of you!
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Instead of making fun of Lady Gaga for being a talentless attention whore, we should take advantage of her ego and exploit it for financial gain.
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“He was a beautiful, mystical man living in a material world.”
– Olivia Harrison on her late husband George.
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Guys
If you’re going to let your pants sag, can you make sure your underwear doesn’t have holes in them?
Humanity as a whole thanks you.
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Barack Obama: Win The Future.
Jerry Brown: Build The Future.
Hosni Mubarak: I Am The Future.
That meme got old fast.
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Paula Deen’s Red Velvet Cupcakes
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon cocoa powder
1 1/2 cups vegetable oil
1 cup buttermilk, room temperature
2 large eggs, room temperature
2 tablespoons red food coloring
1 teaspoon white distilled vinegar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line 2...
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Is There A Word/Term For
While on the bus a complete stranger rubs their butt against your arm and you’re frozen in fear but screaming on the inside?!
Asking for myself, of course.
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What Your State Is The Worst At →
While California might be the worst at AIR POLLUTION I’m glad we don’t have to worry about GONORRHEA like Louisiana.
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I’m Going To Apply At The Gap And Hope Someday An...
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Whenever My Brother Talks All I Hear Is:
I’m a pothead, who works in a manufacturing plant and I don’t know how to use online banking.
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“People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something...”
– Will Rogers
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