10 marshmallow pieces in a bowl of Lucky Charms.
My dinner’s a metaphor for life.
March 2011
14 posts
Million Dollar Idea
The Nail Salon App.
Instantly translates whatever your manicurist is saying to English.
Support My Fight Against Women's Cancers →
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On Saturday, May 7th, I will be participating in the 18th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women. You can join me in the fight against women’s cancers by making a donation on my behalf. Your donation will help fund important research into the cause and cure of women’s cancers, prevention, education and support service programs. Every dollar will help bring us one step closer to a cure.
Thank you for your support!
Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on May 7th, 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945.
Coincidence?
I think not.
I encourage you to help send funds to Japan by texting REDCROSS to 90999. It’s the most heroic thing you can do with your thumbs.
“I’m saying believe in magic, you muggle!”
—Howard to Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory
Nerd Pimp Slap
When my iPhone shuts down the Facebook app after I’ve opened it.
“Coca-Cola is one of the only products where people are excited to get the Mexican version.”
—@GuyEndoreKaiser
“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.”
—John Lennon
A guy just used two Sheenisms while trying to pick me up. I felt ashamed for both of us and walked away.
