March 2012
19 posts
And Goodness knows
The wicked’s lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The wicked die alone
It just shows when you’re wicked
You’re left only
On your own
10 Things You Have Better Odds Of Than Winning The Mega Millions
1. Chances of getting a royal flush in poker with first 5 cards dealt — 1 in 655,750
2. Chances of dating a super model — 1 in 189,200
3. Odds of getting a hole in one in golf – 1 in 5,000
4. Chances of being injured by fireworks –1 in 22,000
5. Chances of marrying a millionaire — 1 in 220
6. Chances of winning a Hollywood Oscar award –1 in 12,200
7. Chances of lightning striking you — 1 in 587,000
8. Odds of bowling a 300 game – 1 in 11,500
9. Chances of getting audited by the IRS — 1 in 175
10. Odds of finding a pearl in an oyster — 1 in 12,000
So basically, you have a better chance of striking it rich by deep sea diving for pearls than actually winning the Mega Millions, but it doesn’t hurt to pick your numbers just in case!
Armie Hammer as Finnick Odair
Yes, please!
“The terror alert has been raised to egg shell white on a Cadillac.”
—Black John Ashcroft
The heart wants what it wants, but not as badly as the scrotum.
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“I judge a pig like I judge a woman, by her personality and back fat.”
—Napoleon Dynamite FFA, S1XE6
Went to tonight's Lakers game and got a high five from Pau Gasol.
How did you guys spend your Friday night?
